Witze

An elderly man in Florida calls his son who lives in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are getting a divorce. We just can’t live with each other after 45 years of arguing.”
“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her,” and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “No way are they getting a divorce,” she shouts. “I’ll take care of this.” She calls her dad immediately and screams over the phone, “You are NOT getting a divorce. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?” And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife, “Okay, they’re coming for Thanksgiving. What do we tell them for Christmas?”